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Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:13:00 - [1] You grant the wish of the person above you (with a few minor changes of course) and then you post your own for somebody to corrupt. I wish I was a millionare. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 19:49:00 - [2] Wish granted. It continued with you losing all of your money (both in game and in real-life). I wish Capsuleer, Warp, and Jump Technology were all real. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.16 21:23:00 - [3] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 16/02/2011 21:23:54 Wish granted. We ran out of all natural resources thanks to you. I wish I had a Tech III Jovian Titan in the hangar of my home station in Chaven. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 03:18:00 - [4] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/02/2011 03:20:04 "Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!" Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream. I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 14:34:00 - [5] !!! How the **** am I suppossed to corrupt that? Oh, wait, hold on... IT IS POISONED! I wish that my character was recieving a steady income of ISK from ANY in-game source. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.17 16:34:00 - [6] Wish granted, but you get it through scamming, and then CCP Bans you because of that. Thou needeth be more careful. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 01:31:00 - [7] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:32:28 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 18/02/2011 01:31:37 Sorry, but there were no logs for your petitions. I wish for two granola bars and a can of soda made with pure cane sugar instead of the modern high-fructose corn syrup. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 06:25:00 - [8] Granted, but then you are enslaved by your cat, and a couple years later, your cats takes over the world after enslaving countless others, and then he eats you alive because you live in Korea and he wants revenge because Koreans always eat cats. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.18 18:22:00 - [9] Granted. They tried to plant a bomb down your throat so that they could set it off remotly and destroy the Earth, and then they shot you out the airlock without a space suit. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.19 06:35:00 - [10] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/02/2011 06:35:48 Granted. Unfortunately, they can still corrupt you and make you make the wrong wishes. I wish for... A Blank piece of paper (because I can't think of anything else atm). -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.20 06:17:00 - [11] Wish not granted, because I did not understand what you just said. I wish for a new Star Trek show... Voyager became boring and Enterprise was canceled... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.20 22:20:00 - [12] Wish granted, but it is in monopoly money. Also, you broke your legs to get ahold of it. I wish I had some more stuff to do. It is too boring around here. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.21 03:02:00 - [13] Granted. However, you have trouble controlling the power and accidentally erase yourself from time. I wish fo- NETWROK CONNECTION ERROR -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.21 21:12:00 - [14] Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Granted. However, you have trouble controlling the power and accidentally erase yourself from time. I wish fo- NETWROK CONNECTION ERROR Sorry 'bout that. My dog chewed up the network cable, so I had to get a new one from the garage. I wish for a Loot Can in an asterpid belt that I randomly found that didn't belong to an enemy or someone in another corp, and that it contained really good loot. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.23 05:03:00 - [15] Granted. But now they are just worse than ever. I wish the skills that a required for some things but have no other benefits would include other benefits. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.23 12:07:00 - [16] HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSSED TO CORRUPT THAT?!?! I want more content in EVE. And Optional Patches. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.24 16:37:00 - [17] Wish Granted. However, you start posting in another thread just like this. I wish a Star in EVE went Nova. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.02.25 02:03:00 - [18] Granted, however, your girlfriend says that you have to start playing it on every other forum or she'll dump you. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.01 04:17:00 - [19] Granted. But it is an alternate universe where Technetium is so radiioactive, ou die instantly by merely looking at it. I wish I has another light bulb to change the one that just burned out. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.01 11:46:00 - [20] Wish granted. You broke your neck instead. I wish for a new book. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.02 04:53:00 - [21] Granted. However, you are coding in Java, and since Java teaches bad coding habits, hackers start hacking your program. About that phone book, I would just use it for something else. I could let my dogs use it as a chew toy, for example. Now on to my wish: I wish I was a part of the CIA, then I could just "Dissapear" people that I didn't like whenever I wanted... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.03 11:41:00 - [22] Wish granted. You are now spending your time issuing tax refunds. I wish I got a Tax Refund. -- I WANT MY TAX REFUND!
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.08 21:03:00 - [23] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 08/03/2011 21:03:20 Granted. However, one of those items is a bomb that kills you as soon as you open the box. Not to mention that you spent all of your money on everything. I wish more people visited the Test Server. -- This place is dead...
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.12 22:12:00 - [24] Granted. But you get killed by you-know-who shortly after you enrolled. -- This place is dead...
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.16 18:11:00 - [25] I cannot grant or corrupt your wish because I have problems of my own at the moment I wish the Singularity Client didn't stop working forever. The reason why is becasue the new build for Singularity is just another ****ing tranquility build. I hate CCP now. This post was made to keep the thread from getting locked due to lack of attention.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.17 18:07:00 - [26] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/03/2011 18:08:54 Wish granted. You do it by putting your wish in your signature, but due to a server error, nobody is able to see it. I wish for a genuine, legally aquired american dollar that has note expired and is in a genuine 1-dollar bill and has been certified as an official american dollar using all kinds of security measure and that it was NOT a coin and not digital currency and I don't want any other stupid surprises. This post was created to prevent locking caused by 90-Day Inactivity.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance	Posted - 2011.03.18 09:15:00 - [27] Star Wars: Nights of The Old Republic or just "The Old Republic"? If the former, wish granted, bu you end up playing as the guy stuck in a locker and then you get stabbed by an annoyed Jedi standing outside the locker. If the latter, then wish not granted because I have no idea what you're talking about. I wish I could see some of CCP's Ideas that never got off the ground, preferably In-Action ^^My Signature is Better than yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.03.18 18:22:00 - [28] ... ... Why isn't anyone trying to corrupt my wish? -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.03.20 13:45:00 - [29] Congradulations, you post a thread that is essentially a museum of your posts, and then a CCP Dev comes in and locks the topic because he is tired of seeing your posts and having to delete them, then he bans you. I want to redo my Dollar-Bill wish, but this time I want it to be a 100 Dollar Bill, and for nobody to rob it as well as all of my other specifications, and I will feel no shame or embarresment because I could really use 100 Dollars right now. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.22 14:54:00 - [30] Granted. However, it was also full of arsenic, and you slowly fade out of consciousness and then die. I wish I had the ability to take over EVE. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.22 17:41:00 - [31] Granted. The Co-Pilot is a salvaged Rogue Drone AI Computer, and then it tries to kill you month later by turning off your pod's life-support. I Re-wsih that I could see some of CCP's ideas that never got off the ground. -- Why do you observe the piece of dirt in your brother's eye but not notice the big piece of mud in your own?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.24 15:19:00 - [32] Wish granted. I am working on a guide for that. Unfortunately, it is not yet finished, and it is going to cost $150 I wish I was a GM for at least 24 hours Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.24 20:11:00 - [33] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 24/03/2011 20:14:19 Granted. Everyone in the worlds is dead except you and the person who granted the wish (me). Are you ready to undo the wish? I wish for a turkey sandwhich (again). Now I want Mayonase, I don't want tomatoes, I don't want any Zombie Turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey or a turkey sandwhich myself, and I don't want any other surprises you got for me, alright? Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.25 17:32:00 - [34] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 25/03/2011 17:35:27 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 25/03/2011 17:32:30 Originally by: N0 Quarter Wish granted. But the turkey is a little dry. I wish for nothing bad to happen to me. AAAGGGHHH! THE TURKEY IS A LITTLE DRY! HOW COULD YOU SCREW UP SUCH A PERFECT WISH? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? Originally by: Aderata Nonkin Originally by: Evolution1979 I wish i was like superman, faster then a speeding bullet, strong 100 men and unbreakable (you know what i mean) Wish granted. A side-effect to being unbreakable is the growth of hair quadruples. Soon your vision disappears in the midst of 15 tons of unbreakable hair and you get lost on your way to the barber. I wish to go home from work now. Say what? I wish I had a 24-hour GM Pass. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.03.26 03:20:00 - [35] Wish granted. But while you're playing God, Napoleon Bonapart takes over 3 fourths of your minature universe and then three fourths of your room, then your house, then your nieghborhood, then your city, your county, your country, your continent, and then finally, three fourths of this world. And then he takes over three fourhts of this star system, then this constellation, then this region, then this quadrant, then this galaxy, then this universal sector, then this universe, and it keeps repeating until he takes over three fourths of this dimension and then dies of critical existence failure. I want something to drink. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.04.02 08:27:00 - [36] Granted. You have 5 seconds to make that wish. I want a way to make my dog shut up. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.04.11 13:06:00 - [37] Granted. EVE is now polluted with Macro Lions. I wish for a game that wouldn't crash randomly while I was playing it. Having trouble debating? Just go with the side that pays you more for your work.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.13 17:40:00 - [38] Originally by: Heroltior Ghedonia Originally by: Culmen Originally by: Lykouleon I wish for world peace! (have fun with this...) Granted, A Gamma Ray Burst incinerates all life on planet earth. Human population is exactly zero. That means zero countries are at war, zero people are fighting, zero people are unhappy. World Peace! Rest in Peace! I wish I had more fun corrupting that last wish. Granted. But in your shear excitement, you accidentally throw yourself out of a 4 story building and break your back. You spend the rest of you vegetative life motionless and unable to urinate and defecate without the assistance of various tubes. I wish life was a Charlie Brown skit for one day. Congradulations, now are now an Oscar Myer Hotdog. I wish that Harmony Gold didn't start being idiots. If that didn't happen, FASA wouldn't have gone out of business. P.S.: Will I get in trouble for resurrecting this thread? What is with the stupid 2-minute cooldown? And why do the settings never save themselves?
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.17 04:11:00 - [39] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/05/2011 04:12:01 Bzzt. Because I can't find a way to corrpt your wish, I just zapped you with 9001 StunGuns. I wish insert random wish here ________________________________________________ Bzzt.
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.19 05:07:00 - [40] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/05/2011 05:08:11 Originally by: Miss Yanumano Edited by: Miss Yanumano on 18/05/2011 20:35:04 Originally by: Cornwalace I wish Firefly came back. Granted, but it's canceled 6 episodes later by Fox getting an injunction against it in court pending copyright infringement and further investigation. I wish that blasters would be top notch again! Since you should have wished for something better, I will change your wish to "I wish the world wouldn't end" Wish granted. However, upon the world entering the new Golden Age by 2012, your other wish doesn't come true, and it also gets worse for you. That is because making Blasters Top-Notch again is the very thing that would cause the end of the world, which is why CCP also bans you from EVE exactly 24 hours before your death, and they hire a CIA Agent to "Dissapear" you, and make the public think you were dead, but you are actually in a top secret underground labratory, taking HORRIBLE tests. I also wish that the world wouldn't end. ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.19 15:51:00 - [41] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/05/2011 15:51:52 Originally by: Lev Aeris The few survivors live in underground super bunkers powered by nuclear reactors. Unfortunately during the cataclysm all records of human literature and history are destroyed, except 10,000 copies of Jersey Shore on DVD. That is why humans would start offworld colonies before it happened. Alternate, less corrupted conclusion: Humans start using tools to move there own planet to another star that just formed, which actually isn't very far away. The recent invention of the first Warp Engine helps reduce the time it takes to move the planet. However, they ended up knockiing another planet out of orbit in order to start orbiting the new star. Originally by: Lev Aeris I wish that the wing commander series was brought back. I never heard of it. I wish for a Thermos that actually worked. ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.20 15:04:00 - [42] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 20/05/2011 15:04:58 Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 20/05/2011 15:04:25 Originally by: Miso Hawnee Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I wish for a Thermos that actually worked. You get your wish, a fully functional thermos that always keeps its contents warm. The downside is that it is lined with depleted uranium. You die a slow horrible death to radiation sickness, but your soup is warm! I wish that Amaroq Dricaldari would stop disregarding wishes and making up his own questions. Depleted Uranium isn't Radioactive. Uranium is only radioactive when it is NOT depleted. When it is depleted, it has reached the end of it's Half-Life and is no longer radioactive (and can also no longer be used in powerplants or bombs, but it can still be used to make extremely heavy bullets). ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.21 07:44:00 - [43] In case you are wondering,my IQ is at least in the 180's, maybe higher. Oh, yeah, wish granted. There is no point corrupting a wish that benefits everyone. I wish people would listen to the smarter people who actually know what they are doing. ________________________________________________ I swear, on most forums these days, the people who have been on for long periods of times are usually idiots, except for those in charge
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.21 10:06:00 - [44] Since I couldn't understand what you just said, I will ignore it temporariliy until I think of a way to corrupt it I wish a CCP Dev would look at my Fan-Made EVE Poster. ________ Posters for EVE
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 02:12:00 - [45] Anyone still making wishes? Look, the world didn't end, and won't anytime soon. I will repeat my wish (see above). ________ Posters for EVE
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 04:34:00 - [46] Wish granted. As you wished for nothing, to nothing you return I once again repeat my most recent wish (about posters for EVE) ________ Posters for EVE
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.22 08:00:00 - [47] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 22/05/2011 08:00:38 Wish granted. Your brain grows so fast, that it pushes against your skull with enough force to crack it into tiny little pieces. I wish for the same thing, except I will be more specfic: A Dev likes it and CCP Publishes it and the poster is put up on the walls of various buildings around the world, and it attracts alot of attention to EVE Online and the game eventually has over 1,000,000 players. What could go wrong? ________ Posters for EVE
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:08:00 - [48] Originally by: Shira Elan Wish granted. 1 million players join EVE, but CCP gets greedy and hoping to generate even more interest, implements the "New Game Enhancement." What new Game Enhancement? Originally by: Arianhod I wish for the Restoration of the Haruhiist faction. I have never heard of that faction, but here is my attempt to corrupt it. Upon restoration of the Haruhiist faction, someone assinates you because they hate what you did. I wish the ships in EVE had 15% more color. ________ [url=http://www.moddb.com/members/amaroqthewolf/images/eve-online-tyranis-poster-fan-made#imagebox"]Posters for EVE[/url]
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 06:14:00 - [49] Originally by: Epegi Givo Granted. The haruhiists are restored and begin a violent takeover of the world. You are one of the first innocents slain. I wish I was Cthulhu I got to him first, please correct your post. Wish granted, but then you die of a random heart attack that was meant for him. I repeat my wish see above ________ [url=http://www.moddb.com/members/amaroqthewolf/images/eve-online-tyranis-poster-fan-made#imagebox"]Posters for EVE[/url]
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 07:21:00 - [50] Originally by: Thargat [Granted. You did but then it vanished and "the logs show nothing". Tomorrow your sig will be sold on e-bay for $1.000.000 of which you get NONE. Please do not take the following as trolling. Using periods instead of commas means that those are decimal points, not place value indicators. So it is a grand totaal of 1 dollar. What you should have said was 1,000,000 and not 1.000.000. Sorry for the correction. Originally by: Thargat I wish the locking range wasn't limited to 250km. Wish granted. It is now limited to 1 Meter. ________ Fan-Made EVE Poster

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 08:53:00 - [51] Originally by: Thargat You didn't make a wish. <thread close to die> I apologize. I wish for the ships in EVE to have better Bumpmapping. ________ Fan-Made EVE Poster
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.23 13:27:00 - [52] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 23/05/2011 13:28:40 Wish granted. It now costs a hundred dollars just to download the client, 75 dollars to upgrade to a new build, 50 dollars to download a new patch, it costs 25 dollars a week to play, the client itself is 50 gigabytes, and you have to purchase and install each expansion seperately, at a price of 20 dollars per expansion, and newer expansions don't include features from previous expansions. Congradulations. It also requires a Skynet Super Computer just to play it on the lowest settings without having it run at one frame every 5 seconds. I wish for a way to get the environmentalists to shut the **** up without me having to kill all of them. ________ The little things
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.25 05:40:00 - [53] Wish granted. However, it applies to the person 3 posts below, not directly below you. I wish I had the best Signarute in the world. ________ The little things
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.25 11:21:00 - [54] Bump for great justice. I repeat my previous wish. ________ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 02:29:00 - [55] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 26/05/2011 05:51:22 Originally by: Aus Mote Granted. But by nature of it being the best Signature in the world, it is also the most resource consuming. CCP's servers die in a spectacular fire due to trying to display your signature. I wish I was the best of the best at PvP. And the fire would look SO awesome, that aliens would visit and use FTL Satelites to boradcast it ALL over the galaxy and record it for later viewing because it was so awes- Oh yeah, I almost forgot your wish. Wish Granted. CCP bans you because you beat a CCP Dev in a 1-on-1 PvP Dual because he thought you were hacking because he was in a Titan and you were in a Frigate. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___658881___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 05:54:00 - [56] Bump for great justice. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___652955___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 13:19:00 - [57] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 26/05/2011 13:19:04 Bump for great justice. I wish I had a flamethrower. ____________ ___156251___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.26 14:14:00 - [58] Originally by: Chevalleis I wish that I would be the only one to have an Eidolon. Wish granted. Now everyone else has Polaris Inspector Frigates. AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE! I want a real-life Alpha Fighter (google "Robotech"). And I do not want the kind that can be sabotaged remotely! ____________ ___54410___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 04:16:00 - [59] Originally by: Vigilant Archer Wish granted, the alpha fighter is sabotaged manually. **! Originally by:** Culmen I wish for a Pepsi. Wish granted. But since Coca-Cola tastes so much better, you commit suicide because you wasted your wish on the inferior product. I want a pet lizard. ____________ ___400024___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 06:38:00 - [60] Originally by: stoicfaux I wish... I had the ability to teleport. Wish granted. However, you don't know how to use the ability, and when you start learning the basics, some guy starts trying to kill you, and you try to flee, but end up teleporting into a boulder on accident, followed by death. I wish I had a real-life Portal Gun. ____________ ___525191___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 09:37:00 - [61] Bump for great justice. I wish at least one of the following (pick ONE to corrupt): - I had an Alpha Fighter (redoing it, and please, no red or blue ones) Or - I had a Mospeada (VR-041 Saber). They are also known as Cyclones Or - I had a real-life Portal Gun (hopefully a clean, undamaged one) ____________ ___877613___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 12:04:00 - [62] Originally by: Demonic Blitz You got your Portal Gun, but it only fires dildos You have just been disqualified. Think of something else. Also, I am going to corrupt your wish. You get your ship, but the reactor can only run on a fuel that doesn't exist anymore. You also don't have the skills to fly it. I wish I had a Cyclone (aka Mospeada), preferably the VR-041 Saber Model. ____________ ___414036___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.27 15:02:00 - [63] Originally by: Reborn Master You got your Mospeada, but you can't fit in it. The Mospeada is technically a transforming motorcycle. I was actually expecting something more along the lines of "As soon as you turn it on, a bunch of aliens attack you from out of nowhere and blow you up, all because of the fuel it uses" Also, wish granted. Except it will only occur in an alternate reality. I wish for a HUGE gun. ____________ ___521023___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 02:57:00 - [64] Originally by: Asurymen I wish......I was the Grand Chairman of CCP Wish granted. Unfortunately, you have to move to New Jersey. I wish I knew what happened when Chuck Norris stepped foot in New Jersey ____________ ___746318___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 13:59:00 - [65] Granted. FOX now mandates all science fiction shows be formatted to fit the average housewife's TV tastes, and **ography floods The X-Files and Firefly. I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___485100___** ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.05.31 21:10:00 - [66] Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___138125___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 03:08:00 - [67] Bump for great justice I wish I knew why people hated New Jersey ____________ ___900990___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 06:06:00 - [68] Wish granted. But because you messed with the timeline, Twilight became an animated series with 15 seasons, each with 25 episodes that are all one hour long ____________ ___121456___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 11:10:00 - [69] Oops, I almost forgot my wish. I wish I had 476407 Trillion ISK (the ISK in EVE, not the ISK in Iceland) Then my only problem would be figuring out what I would do with it. ____________ ___476407___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 12:50:00 - [70] Sigh Bump for great justice... ____________ ___329959___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.01 15:07:00 - [71] Originally by: Chevalleis Granted. You become EVE's richest man, however you lose it all in a contract scam. Congratz. I wish that I had 300 titans that I could control at the same time, all fitted with a DD. Wish granted. However, all you do is crash the in-game stock market because the only Doomsday Device that actually causes Doomsday was invented by the Caldari to lower Stock Market Prices. I want a HUGE GUN... ____________ ___847433___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 04:19:00 - [72] Bump Bump Bump Is this thing on? Yeah, I would like a Double Cheeseburg... And Nachos... No, seriously, let's get back to work. I am still wishing for the wish in my previous post. ____________ ___805649___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 05:38:00 - [73] Ahem. Gentlemen? ____________ ___582566___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 10:44:00 - [74] Originally by: LightMeUpJohnny Edited by: LightMeUpJohnny on 02/06/2011 07:36:50 Granted! You proceed to kill this thread with your Huge Gun. You forgot to make a wish... ____________ ___803616___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.02 14:05:00 - [75] I wish I had a small computer in my office that generated no heat, was extremely quiet, was as powerful as all of CCP's servers combined (complete with storage space), and was so energy effecient that it could be powered on a single AA Battery for Years. ____________ ___455465___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.03 13:02:00 - [76] Wish granted. You end up destroying your brain in the process. Once again, I wish for a Laptop that generated no heat, was as powerful as all of CCP's Servers combined, had as much storage space as all of CCP's Servers combined, had Windows 7 Enterprise 64-Bit, had two Optical Disk Drives that could read and write Single-Layer and Dual Layer CDs, DVDs, HD DVDs, Blu-Ray Disks, and Minidisks, had a 19 Inch 16:9 3D Touchscreen Monitor with Ultra-High Color, Contrast, Resolution, and Framerates, a 100 Gigabyte per Second Connection SPeed, and the entire thing was so energy effecient it could run on a single AA Battery for years without replacing it. Of course, it would be running on a powerful Lithium Ion Rechargable Battery, but you get the picture. ____________ ___405630___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.04 05:52:00 - [77] Originally by: Culmen I wish people would wake up and stop buying Apple products. Wish granted. Every Electronic Hardware Company merges and starts selling stuff for ridiculous prices. I wish I wasn't always afraid of putting up my best ideas on the internet (I have some really great ideas that never get out to the public because of that very reason) ____________ ___26072___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.04 17:52:00 - [78] Bump ____________ ___90748___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.05 04:06:00 - [79] Wish granted. They nuke us because they hate this mankind. And that includes you. 608441Good night, and don't let the bed bugs bite ____________ ___608441___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.06 11:28:00 - [80] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 06/06/2011 11:29:14 Bump for great justice I wish I had a 2.5 Gigahertz Monitor (not Hertz, Gigahertz). That is approximately a maximum framerate of 2.5 Billion Frames per Second. ____________ ___113473___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.06 15:44:00 - [81] Bump I repeat my wish ____________ ___10855___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.08 20:45:00 - [82] Wish granted. However, you can only choose one thing, and it will stay like that for another year, at which point, you have to choose something else and wait another year. And when you become the best at whatever you selected, you also become the worst at everything else. I wish Scientists would stop focusing on the "Why" behind Life and the Universe and Everything more on the "How" behind Life and the Universe and Everything. Once we get all of that figured out, the "Why" will become obvious. Actually, I already have a few, out-of-this-world theories for why the universe was created. Here is my second favorite of my theories: Someone at Nvidia created an ultra-powerful Super-Computer in coolberation with Intel, and they decided to create a simulation of the universe as a Tech Demo of its capabilities. It jsut so happens that the simulated universe is still in the beta stages, is running on minimum settings, and that we are in it. ____________ ___466405___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.12 17:26:00 - [83] Wish granted. You are special in the mentally "challenged" way. I wish the internet wasn't full of idiots. ____________ ___570354___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.14 15:11:00 - [84] Wish granted. Somebody kills you to steal your money. I wish my commputer didn't have crappy hardware. ____________ ___637561___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.15 21:10:00 - [85] Originally by: La Rena Granted, but counting on that in a few years, said hardware will become obsolete Not a problem. I would just save up more money and buy new hardware. Originally by: Alpine 69 I wish I could get my nano-vagabond back. Wish granted. But it keeps moving from where you put it, and it can only be seen with a microscope. ____________ ___539643___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.17 02:57:00 - [86] Originally by: Varla Rakinor I wish Amaroq were capable of wishing. I apologize. I was busy and forgot to post a wish. Here: I again wish my computer wasn't crappy. ____________ ___284863___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.17 23:28:00 - [87] Oh, you want something else? I wish I has somehow legally acquired enough money to pay off all of my mortgage, along with enough money to pay for my taxes, gas (for my car), and bills for the next 5 years. And note that as soon as I get the money, that is what I do, and I stash the money I don't need back in bank that I somehow got it from. ____________ ___315878___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.19 15:39:00 - [88] Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 19/06/2011 15:41:34 So everyone lost interest, eh? Alright, to the person before me, Originally by: Varla Rakinor I wish Amaroq were capable of wishing. wish granted... But you just lost your ability to wish fpr the next hundred years. I am sorry for not posting a wish with that post, I was VERY busy and forgot to make a wish. Now in order to recahrge this thread's battery, let's go with a classic: I wish I was a millionare. ____________ ___765061___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.21 10:48:00 - [89] Wish granted. Unfortunately, it litterally costs you an arm and a neck to use it. Is your family with you? Say goodbye to them for me. Your watch starts beeping I wish my Computer-Upgrade Budget was alot higher. ____________ ___295973___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.23 02:42:00 - [90] Wish granted. However, Daylight Savings is still going and it is midnight for everyone, but you forgot to set your clock to Daylight Savings long beforehand, and so the date arrives to you exactly 1 hour late (I suck at corrupting wishes these days). I wish this thread would stop getting pushed to the bottom of the second page. ____________ ___906803___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.24 19:34:00 - [91] Guys. It is happening again. Stop letting this thread die! ____________ ___446925___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.26 04:23:00 - [92] Alright, fine, I will wish for something else. I WANT A TURKEY SANDWICH! ____________ ___222363___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^
Amaroq Dricaldari Amarr Vengeance Industrial Militia	Posted - 2011.06.28 01:58:00 - [93] Bump, again ____________ ___493585___ ^^My Signature is Better than Yours^^

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